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2012-04-14, 14:26 (This post was last modified: 2012-04-14 18:09 by Paulssurround.)
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Worst Pick-up Lines For Picking Up Women in a Bar
So Saturday night is coming up and you are out at the bar.
What are the worst pick-up lines you have heard or used yourself for picking up women? Dating is complicated these daysTongue

Here are a couple:

"Want to go halves on a baby?"

(Man says) If I was a lesbian, I'd want to be your lover"

"This is your lucky night girl. Of all the women here I chose you to talk too"

"Hey, my doctor says my infection has almost cleared up, want to make out?"

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2012-04-14, 17:30
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(2012-04-14 14:26)Paulssurround Wrote:  So Saturday night is coming up and you are out at the bar.
What are the worst pick-up lines you have heard or used yourself for picking up women? Dating is complicated these daysTongue

Here are a couple:

"Want to go halves on a baby?"

(Man says) If I was a lesbian, I'd want to be your lover"

"This is your lucky night girl. Of all the women here I chose you to talk too"

"Hey, my doctor says my infection has cleared up, want to make out?"

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2012-04-14, 17:33
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RE: Worst Pick-up Lines For Picking Up Women in a Bar
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2012-04-14, 17:58
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RE: Worst Pick-up Lines For Picking Up Women in a Bar
Would you like to come back to my place and see my Klimax?Wink

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2012-04-14, 18:11
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RE: Worst Pick-up Lines For Picking Up Women in a Bar
Would you like to tune dem my power conditioner?

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2012-04-14, 18:14
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(2012-04-14 18:11)stunta Wrote:  Would you like to tune dem my power conditioner?

Oh dear God, I am still laughing at this, can you imagine what would actually happen to youTongue

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2012-04-14, 18:39
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RE: Worst Pick-up Lines For Picking Up Women in a Bar
(2012-04-14 18:14)avalon Wrote:  
(2012-04-14 18:11)stunta Wrote:  Would you like to tune dem my power conditioner?

Oh dear God, I am still laughing at this, can you imagine what would actually happen to youTongue

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2012-04-14, 18:48
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RE: Worst Pick-up Lines For Picking Up Women in a Bar
Stop it, I'm trying to watch the rugby, ulster is playing connaght, my wife wants to know what I'm laughing at..... Is she serious, I think notBig Grin


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2012-04-14, 18:54
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(2012-04-14 17:58)skott2772 Wrote:  Would you like to come back to my place and see my Klimax?Wink

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2012-04-14, 19:19
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Bearing in mind it's usually cold in this country...

Fancy coming back to mine and seeing my twelve inches ? Sad
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