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You've probably heard this joke before
2017-08-30, 16:01
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You've probably heard this joke before
A lone sniper was about to assassinate Donald Trump.

Just at the last moment, one of the President's bodyguards spotted him. He immediately shouted "Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse!".

Then a shot rang out and Trump fell dead. As his aides gathered round the body, one of them asked the bodyguard why he had shouted "Mickey Mouse".

"I'm sorry" he said. "I meant to shout 'Donald, duck!'"

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2017-08-30, 20:28
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RE: You've probably heard this joke before
(2017-08-30 16:01)timster Wrote:  A lone sniper was about to assassinate Donald Trump.

Just at the last moment, one of the President's bodyguards spotted him. He immediately shouted "Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse!".

Then a shot rang out and Trump fell dead. As his aides gathered round the body, one of them asked the bodyguard why he had shouted "Mickey Mouse".

"I'm sorry" he said. "I meant to shout 'Donald, duck!'"

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2017-08-31, 05:51
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RE: You've probably heard this joke before
Thanks for that.

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2017-09-11, 06:30
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RE: You've probably heard this joke before
Love it
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2017-09-14, 22:06 (This post was last modified: 2017-09-14 22:23 by Lexon.)
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RE: You've probably heard this joke before
Not very funny,Because nobody will ever assassinate Trump.
He made sure of that by selecting a really horrible worse person than him as his Vice President.
I would love to be in charge of vice in the White House Big Grin
I'm only guessing here? but I bet most people would love the job of sorting out all the wankers in there.Big Grin
I wonder in years to come after Trump has died, Will we see his syrups selling for the same mega money as Andy Warhols ?
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2017-09-15, 10:30
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RE: You've probably heard this joke before
(2017-09-14 22:06)Lexon Wrote:  Not very funny,Because nobody will ever assassinate Trump.
He made sure of that by selecting a really horrible worse person than him as his Vice President.
I would love to be in charge of vice in the White House Big Grin
I'm only guessing here? but I bet most people would love the job of sorting out all the wankers in there.Big Grin
I wonder in years to come after Trump has died, Will we see his syrups selling for the same mega money as Andy Warhols ?

What are you suggesting? That his beautiful waves are not natural? Shame on you sir! Why, anyone can see that his hair is the result of decent shampoo and a healthy lifestyle...

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